AISubs v3.7
I don't like it.
I'm gonna close it.
First, dangerous one-shot gag.
Everyone has a dangerous one-shot gag.
No, no, no.
Everyone has a dangerous one-shot gag.
That one-shot gag has a lot of personality.
If you're friends, you'll be able to feel it better.
Now, let's all do one-shot gags.
I'd like you to guess whose one-shot gag it is.
This time, for fairness, we'll have one person express themselves.
That person will do everyone's gag and think of who the presenter is.
And this time, it's not me who's going to be dangerous.
I know your characteristics.
I think this kind of gag will be analyzed by this person.
On the contrary, if you can't guess it, it's rude to the members, so it's natural for everyone to be correct.
And this time, I was going to make the representative expresser Ryoku.
But I'm a little busy today, so I hope you'll do your best.
I'd like you to express it in detail.
I'll say it now.
Toshimitsu also has his own gag, but we all want you to do it with the same intention.
I hope you can imagine which one is whose gag and watch it.
Now, I'd like you to go away for a moment, so it's lecture time.
Well, I'll go.
Now, the lecture is over. How confident are you?
Well, I can do it.
Okay.
First of all, I'd like you to do it in order of four people.
Okay, first one, please.
Okay.
Jump! Jump! Jump! Right straight!
Jump! Jump! Right straight!
Baseball again today! I'll do my best!
I see, I see.
Now, please do it again.
I'm so scared that I'm drowning.
Oh, I forgot about it.
But whether you know Rooney or not is not a big deal, isn't it?
That's true.
Then, please show me the third one.
Oh! He's upside down in space!
I see, I see.
Then, please show me the last one.
Eat this!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Then, Bushime-san.
The first one is "jab jab".
Tetsuya-kun said "I don't like it, I'll do it tomorrow." in his own room.
And he remembered it at first glance.
So, this is Tetsuya.
I see.
The second one is...
Maybe Rooney knows it.
I see.
He's upside down in space.
And he remembers it at first glance.
Then, please show me Shibayu's gag again.
Shibayu-san's gag, please.
Eat this! Eat this!
Eat this!
If you eat it, you'll die!
It was a big success!
You did it!
The next one I'm confident of is...
Tetsuya, right?
I'm confident of it.
I'm sure of it.
My guess is...
Your guess is "jab jab".
Shibayu-san's gag, please.
Please show me your fighting pose.
I'll do it in space.
That's a good one!
I see.
Then, which one is "yumemaru"?
I'm shocked.
I'll do it in space.
I'm afraid of it.
I'm surprised!
So, Toshimitsu is...
Jam!
Right side!
Jam! Jam!
Right side!
Baseball again today! Let's do it!
It's like...
It's like fire or something.
Ah, that's right.
I should have taken care of the last smell of firewood.
I didn't think you'd miss three like this.
You used a little warning.
Second round. Toshimitsu, please go in any order you like.
Here we go.
First one, please.
I'm sorry, but if you enlarge it and cover it with a toilet paper, the poop will be thinner.
I'm usually like this.
You're a genius, Shimei.
Hey!
Here we go.
First one, please.
My elbow is itchy.
My shoulder is itchy.
My elbow is itchy.
My shoulder...
My elbow...
My shoulder...
My elbow...
That's all.
I see.
Okay, I'm going to count three.
Okay, this product, first one.
Second one.
Third one.
Fourth one.
Fifth one.
Sixth one.
I see, I see.
Okay, last one, please.
Okay.
You are...
We are earthlings who...
No, we are just people who made fun of you!
Did you bite it?
By the way, what did you say?
I said "we are just people who made fun of you."
I see.
Let's start with the ones you are confident about.
The first one is "coca-cola" and the second one is "Shibuya".
I see.
The first one is "coca-cola" and the second one is "Shibuya".
The third one is "allocan".
Doesn't it sound like "rooney" from earlier?
It's like adding "chiaotou" at the end of something.
- This is also famous. - I see.
It's an abbreviation, but "utchu" from earlier...
"tetsuya" is "utchu", "utchu", "utchu"...
Well, "utchu-jin" is "nikka", but it's just a thought.
- I think "tetsuya" is related to that. - I see.
Okay, let's start with "Shibuya".
Please!
"Gohe-unko-ga-dai-koi-de-benza-ni-hari-tsuketa- unko- ga-hoo-soku-naru".
- You're correct! - Thank you!
- Next one I'm confident about is... - I think it's "yumemaru".
- "Rockman". - "Rockman".
Please!
- My elbow... - What?!
- Damn it! - My elbow hurts!
My elbow hurts, too!
My shoulder hurts! My elbow hurts!
My shoulder... Elbow... Elbow hurts!
- Elbow hurts! - "Elbow hurts, Shizuo".
- For real?! - Damn it!
- "Yumemaru" is correct, right? - Yay!
- Is it "yay"? - Then I don't know.
- Can I change my guess? - You can change your guess.
- Next is "Rockman" and... - "utchu-jin".
- "utchu-jin" might be "toshimizu". - I see.
Earlier, after "tetsuya-kun" finished his last joke, he said "By the way, what did you say?"
I thought it might be a fake joke, but...
It might have been a real joke, so...
- I'd like to bet on that. - I see.
- Which one will you bet on? - I'll bet on "toshimizu".
- Then, please show me the correct joke I came up with. - Yes, please.
- Then, this product! - "Rockman"!
Number 2!
Number 3!
Number 4!
Number 5!
"Rockman"!
This is frustrating!
- "Rockman" and "toshimizu" won! - I'm sorry!
- So, "tetsuya-san" chose... - This is what I came up with!
- "You are..." - "We are earthlings."
- No, I'm just kidding!
- This is what I like about you!
- I see. - That's right.
- No way! I don't like you.
- Well, both of you can only act.
- As a result, you were chosen as a gag genius.
- It was difficult. - It was difficult.
- It was unexpected, wasn't it?
- Unexpected for you. - Unexpected for Rooney, too.
- Unexpected for me, too.
- This time, it wasn't too bad.
- Finally, we'd like to end with a gag of "mushimeran".
- Yes.
- MAMA GA FUKUYO KA DA
- DOUBLE
- Goodbye.
- Why do you say goodbye all of a sudden?
- I don't know.